Funny $hit Man!

Check out this hilarious video! I love seeing creative dudes getting down! Then go HERE to download some free $hit! Then laugh at this again since you've probably already seen it! Holla at ya boy! MM$

Funny Money!

NO SPEAKAH DE ENGLISH A bus stops and 2 men get on. They sit down and engage in an animated conversation. The lady sitting next to them ignores them at first, but her attention is galvanized when she hears one of them say the following: "Emma come first. Den I come. Den two asses come together. I come once-a-more! . Two asses, they come together again. I come again and pee twice. Then I come one lasta time." The lady can't take this any more, "You foul-mouthed sex obsessed pig," she retorted indignantly. "In this country. we don't speak aloud in Public places about our sex lives. "Hey, coola down lady," said the man. "Who talkin'abouta sex? I'm a justa tellin' my frienda how to spell 'Mississippi'." $5.00 says you're gonna read this again.

**This killed me! thanks jose**MM$

I adore Kate Mo$$!

Besides the fact that Pete Doherty is the only real rocker left in Rock 'n' Roll. Kate Mo$$ has got everything going for her. She's a mother with a daughter, an ageless beauty, booty for a white girl, an accent, and now her own clothing line. I read an article once where a young beautiful model wrote about how much she envied Kate; her effortless style, easy cool, and silent confidence. You know what? Me too! Check out the photos and just relax and enjoy the sensation that overcomes you. MM$

Revenge of the Hipster Nerds!

Not sure if I'm amazed or frightened that someone can actually do this. Let alone a skinny jean, long hair hipster in some rural subdivision in Nowhere USA. MM$

$even Figure Picture $how

For all my filmaddict friends out there. I've created a new site to fulfill all your cinemaddict needs. Matty Million$ $even Figure Picture $how is the $hit! Full of reviews, must see lists, greatest of all times, and all the other usual antics that you'd expect from the $even Figure $how. Check it out and let me know what you think! MM$

Yo! Get involved! Save Darfur!

Million$ says "Get involved!" Now you must understand that fighting the government meant to help you is one of the most "punk" ideas in the world and this is your opportunity to participate. What's happening in the Sudan is not okay! In fact, I'm appalled that we've allowed it to go on for so long. Now's your opportunity to make a difference in the world. Send a post card (free), donate $ (not free), buy something (still not free), or just start a conversation (not free for long). C'monya'll! You'll pay for a concert ticket to hear a rich person tell you how heartbroken they are, or how broke they used to be. These people are being murdered daily! Make it happen, Million$ out! MM$

Master at Work

Iggy, the Stooges, and NYMFC! MM$

One of the best shows ever!

I saw Iggy Pop and the Stooges reunite on the United Palace Stage on Monday nite Uptown and i gotta say, that MoFo's my idol. 59, ripped, shredded, deaded, and totally out of his mind. But still extremely intelligent and introspective. Timeless songs like 1969, Passenger, and I wanna be you dog make life that much sweater. So make the effort and spend the money to see the pioneers of punk! MM$